Just in the nick of time, all the book reviews from this year are up! I know this will let all my dedicated readers breathe a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, there's some kind of a bug saving the "Link List" on the side of the page. I've spent 15 minutes or so troubleshooting, but since others are reporting similar problems right now, I think I'll just wait for Blogger to update their software.
2012 has been an incredible, dynamic year for The Professor and I. We moved (more than once, truth be told.) Moved out of the tower in The Heights, spent a few months living on the beach, then went on an incredible road trip across the Great American West. After a month of wandering we landed on a hillside in beautiful British Columbia. I now work with some old friends in the valley down below, creating something fresh. We lost two good friends this year, both Mouse and Perci, but we made a new friend, Sir Sam.
I managed to ship a pretty good game along the way, mostly due to the awesome efforts of the creative geniuses at 343 and the hard working kids at CA. I also worked on several books this year: I made good progress on a rather heavy novel entitled The End of the World as We Know It, pushed further into the adventures of Blackhawk, and collaborated with some really bright folks on the games industry analytics front to create Game Analytics: Maximizing the Value of Player Data, to be published by Springer in early 2013.
What does the new year have in store? More books, to be sure! I've got a great stack here beside my desk, and am hip-deep in the middle of four right now, ranging from Camile Paglia to Paladin Press. As mentioned, I've got a few projects in the works as well -- two or three novels and works of fiction. (100 Murders still shows promise, and I promised someone important that I would finish Book 2 of Hunted at some point.) There's been some discussion of creating a revised edition of Social Game Design -- it's a market sector that has evolved rapidly in the last fourteen months -- to focus a bit more on the mobile side of things. And then there's this new game I'm pretty engaged in...
Beyond the creative projects, The Professor and I hope to spend 2013 in Vancouver, and do a little more travelling. I've got one eye on Paris, Busan, and am still itching to get down to Rio at some point...
For now though, off to punish a heavy bag, read a bit, and get ready for tonight's festivities in Gastown.
Here's hoping your 2013 is off to a great start, and filled with commercial, creative, and personal success!
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Monday, December 31, 2012
The Bottoms by Joe Lansdale
Landsdale has been a bit of a
legend in East Texas for more than a decade as the local boy who done good.
I’ve always intended to pick up and read one of his novels and thanks to the
Senator and KMK’s kind Christmas gift, I was able to read through The Bottoms
over two beautiful, relaxing, sunny days in The Heights just before Christmas
of 2012.
In The Bottoms, Landsdale has
written a murder mystery with a little horror and a lot of southern gothic
homage. A black woman is found murdered. The local constable, our hero’s
father, begins an investigation. Since this is East Texas in the early 19th
century, no one in the white community is particularly bothered by the slaying.
A few more bodies appear, and
the small, segregated East Texas towns begin to respond with fear, lynchings,
etc. Ultimately, the identity of the killer is predictable, as is the
not-very-surprising third act twist, but the novel is still a satisfying little
bit of Thomas Harris meets Harper Lee. The writing is decent overall, though
the use of truly corn-pone dialect throughout is a bit much on occasion.
The White Hotel by D.M. Thomas
The White Hotel by D.M.
Thomas
The White Hotel is a strange,
unsettling, deeply disturbing book which ends up being a journey which is far
more varied and rewarding than its short length presage. The book is structured
as a five part sequence, beginning with some incoherent and hallucinatory
erotic poetry, a similarly incoherent prose version of the same events, a
collection of letters, and some straightforward narrative. The story tells the
tale of Lisa, an opera singer, and a patient of Sigmund Freud, and follows her
throughout her life, set against (and influenced by) the forty year sweep of
history in eastern Europe. The conclusion to the novel is potent stuff, that
left me staring out the window of my plane, thinking fresh thoughts about a
deeply mined subject…
This is a book I’m very glad I
read, though it is deeply troubling, and some of the imagery likely won’t leave
me anytime soon.
Fragile Things by Neil Gaiman
Fragile Things by Neil
Gaiman
Gaiman excels in the short
story form. When his ideas get to run amok, but only for a few pages, he comes
up with a number of gems. Some work better than others, but the whole treat is
still delicious. This book motivated the Halloween 1000 word story challenge
that the Doctor and I undertook in October, which resulted in two stories you've probably never read entitled The Altar of
Crows and The Dust Man’s Birthday
Party. Turns out, writing truly
short fiction is a fantastic way of honing craft skills.
The Visible Man by Chuck Klosterman
The Visible Man by Chuck
Klosterman
Klosterman is bright, fun, and
funny. His new novel, The Visible Man, is both silly and insightful at times.
At worst, the main character is an interesting, creepy prick, who CK uses to
make some clever observations about modern middle America. He’s also so playful
and borderline DFW in his linguistic byplay, that I can’t help but really
enjoying most of what goes on here.
That said, the best parts of
this book are the excerpts from his upcoming book of essays. The bit about
Batman and Bernard Goetz made me excited for more Klosterman wit and
observation.
Dark Places by Gillian Flynn
Dark Places by Gillian
Flynn
Big family style murder by a
teenage boy… The protagonist’s older brother. So she goes back to her hometown
as the once-famous only survivor of the killings. She returns because she’s
broke, but after decades of prostituting her famous-murder celebrity status for
pocket money, she ends up getting involved in trying to unravel the case.
Midwestern darkness abounds.
The language is good, and the look back at mid-eighties Satanism scare is…
shallow. Then the implausible plotting kicks in. How many killers were in the house that night? The whole thing begins to feel a bit like parts of Scream that got
left on the editing room floor. But it’s dirty and sordid and “edgy” as KMK
once suggested.
I’ll still probably read more
of her stuff. I’m like that.
77 Shadow Street by Dean Koontz
77 Shadow Street by Dean
Koontz
Bit of a stinker, this one. Old famous house turned apartment building has evil goin’ on. And… not very likeable sketch characters get eaten by the evil. And… Moving on.
The Angel’s Game by Carlos Ruiz Zafón
The Angel’s Game by Carlos
Ruiz Zafón
The Angel’s Game is Zafon’s
second novel in the not-to-be-read-linearly Barcelona sequence. It’s a lovely
mess of a novel, which only really holds together as an explanatory footnote to
some of the events of its two more impressive siblings. The language here is
usally good, though the diatribes on the motivation behind religion often comes
across as a bit sophomoric. The events which occur range from cool to downright
silly (the brawling action sequences which dominate one of the latter stages of
the novel feel terribly out of place.) The strong presence of the supernatural
in the novel all place The Angel’s Game a bit out of step with the other novels
in the series, in which the existence of anything truly supernatural is left
unclear. Not so here.
Ultimately, I quite like Zafon,
and the trilogy of Barcelona novels centered around the Cemetery of Forgotten
Books is a treat. But The Angel’s Game suffers from an abundance of plotting
and pacing issues, and is without a doubt the least successful of the three.
L.A. Requiem by Robert Crais
L.A. Requiem by Robert
Crais
At the base of Capital Hill in
Burnaby, just east of the East Hastings junkietown sprawl of Northern East
Vancouver lies a hidden gem of a bookstore, specializing in crime and
science-fiction. According to the current owner it was once a haven for occult
manuscripts as well, and the old owner was considered to be a wizard of some
renown (!!). After the former owner moved on or passed away (I was never clear
which), the new owner quickly tired of the sinister characters who would appear
at odd hours with peculiar arcane requests. He sold off the occult collection
en masse and refocused the shop on mysteries and sci-fi. I don’t know if I
believe this little tale or not, but the store’s labyrinth little corridors and
delightful stacks certainly carry with them the dust and odor of arcana and the
occult.
LT, the Professor, and I
visited this shop for the first time in sunny September. After he told me the
above story, I asked the owner to turn me on to the best mystery novel I’d
never heard of. Without hesitation, he presented me with LA Requiem.
LA Requiem tells us a tale of
serial murder and police corruption in early nineteen-nineties Los Angeles.
We’ve got police corruption, hardboiled noir, a bit of sleazy sex, and some
hard choices. Good stuff, if you like the modern potboiler detective thriller.
The Prisoner of Heaven by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The Prisoner of Heaven
by Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Zafon’s third novel, The
Prisoner of Heaven, is a far simpler tale than his first two, likely in
response to criticism of his second book, The Angel’s Game. The Prisoner of
Heaven tells us the story of Fermin’s incarceration and a manuscript written by
a mysterious prisoner, David Martin.
I’d not recommend this one
unless you are already trapped in the delightful labyrinth of Zafon’s
Barcelona, and the multi-generational epic of the Cemetery of Forgotten books,
and the various boys and men who grow up wrapped in it’s mysteries. If, on the
other hand, you’d love one last visit to Siempre and Son’s bookstore, and a bit
more gothic mystery and romance, The Prisoner of Heaven is a treat.
Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Gone Girl by Gillian
Flynn
Gone Girl is Flynn’s newest
novel, still only out in hardback as of this writing. I devoured the entire
book in one setting while driving across the “ Loneliest Road in America”
somewhere in Northern Nevada.
Yet again, Flynn writes a tale
that explores a mysterious crime, and in so doing, looks at some of the seedier
sides of modern culture. Yet again, an adult returns to the scene of their
childhood and gets caught up in strange and criminal doings. In this case
though, Flynn explores the notion of marriage as a trap, and provides us with a
not-particularly-believable mid-game surprise, which leads to yet another
implausible novel.
Her language is good, and her
eye for the dark and unpleasant make her interesting, but her plotting so
defies suspension of disbelief, that as mysteries, these books don’t work for
me. Gone Girl is the least impressive of her three so far.
Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James
Fifty Shades Darker by
E.L. James
Picked up the sequel to Fifty
Shades in a charming little bookshop on Main Street in Durango Colorado, and
read most of it in a bar on a rainy afternoon. Fifty Shades Darker loses most
of what makes the first book interesting. After deciding that Grey’s
obsessively controlling behavior and fetish for hurting women isn’t so bad
after all, our heroine decides she needs to get her some mo’ of that.
Dumb plotting and tepid sex
scenes ensue. I didn’t read the third one.
Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
Fifty Shades of Grey by
E.L. James
On a long and glorious road
trip with The Professor, I decided it was time to see what all the fuss was
about. I understand that these pieces started as actual Twilight fan fic. I
suppose the Bella / Edward relationship is here, to a point. But there’s no vampirism
or supernatural action of any kind. Instead, what we get is an interesting
rendering of a wealthy, skilled manipulator of vulnerable young women.
At its best moments, Fifty
Shades of Grey is a portrait of a predator that has enough truth to it that, as
a reader, I must assume that E.L. James knows whereof she writes. (I'm regularly reminded of Gavin deBecker's warnings when reading about how Grey treats our heroine.) The
“contract” was interesting; I’ve never read one before, though I’ve heard about
couples who employ them. And I actually quite liked the ending.
At its worst, the book is everything
else you’ve heard about it: poorly written, smutty, frustrating, and dirty
without being particularly titillating. Needless to say, if words like
“butt-plug,” “sadomasochism,” “cum,” or “erection” make you feel uncomfortable,
this probably isn’t a book for you.
The Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence
The Prince of Thorns by
Mark Lawrence
Mark Lawrence writes a snotty
adolescent boy’s fantasy novel, with enough adult meanness to do George RR
Martin proud. The Prince is smart, nasty, and works surprisingly well as an
antihero you can easily hate but still want to keep reading about.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Shipbreaker by Paolo Bacigalupi
Shipbreaker by Paolo Bacigalupi
I enjoyed The Windup Girl sufficiently that when LT kindly loaned
me a copy of Mr. Bacigalupi’s newest, I eagerly gobbled it up over a quiet
weekend on the Third Coast.
Ship Breaker is set in a not-so-distant future Earth in which the
petrol has run out, the seas have risen, and the delta between the rich and
poor has continued to increase to near third-world levels everywhere. In the
ruined beaches near the wreckage of Orleans, Nailer and his friends work as
ship breakers, stripping valuable copper and metals from the carcasses of
derelict ancient tankers. Their existence is a hard, cruel one, where the
strong take what they can from the weak and only the lucky or clever survive
for long. Many cyberpunk staples appear, from rampant amphetamine abuse to
organ harvesting syndicates, though the networks and AI that likely exist
somewhere out there are far beyond the reach of Nailer and his illiterate
village of scavengers.
When a massive “City Killer” storm deposits a strange bit of
scavenge int.Nailer’s world, he is propelled into an adventure. The novel has a
bit of young adult bildungsroman learning and growing, and likely has only
about a PG-13 rating, but is still sufficiently violent to feel gritty.
Good world creation, good sci-fi. I’m looking forward to his next
novel, The Drowned Cities.
Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
Sharp Objects by Gillian
Flynn
Sharp Objects is the first of
Mrs. Flynn’s novels I read. It’s also probably her best, in my opinion. Sharp
Objects tells the tale of a Chicago reporter to returns to her Midwestern
small-town girlhood home to write a story on the death of two young girls.
Returning home, she quickly gets caught up in the small-town madness infecting
the town.
Flynn uses language
effectively, often choosing just the right word to convey her sordid meaning
and misanthropic portrait of… everyone. (She is particularly hard on women; the
attention-seeking collection of weak-willed evil creatures, and a few of the
scenes which fill this novel make the writer come across as a bit of a
misogynist. Were she male, I would have lumped her in with the likes of Al
Goldstein.) The world she presents is unsettling, dimly reminiscent of Chuck
Palahniuk in its grimy post-industrial, post-modern dysfunction.
The mystery itself is
compelling, but unfortunately, the plot quite runs away from the novel and ends
up being nearly ridiculous at points. It turns out, from my perspective, this
is pretty much a common thread throughout all three of her novels; the actually
events that occur end up being so ridiculously unbelievable and out of
character that the novel falls apart.
Still, I found Sharp Objects an
interesting enough first novel that I was eager to read her followup, Dark
Places.
Harbor by John Ajvide Lindqvist
Lindqvist writes atmospheric,
moody, and mildly cerebral horror set in Sweden. After his excellent work, Let
the Right One In, I was eager to read more. I read Harbor in early summer,
mostly while sitting beside the ocean in a place where the population has
exactly the kind of abusive loving relationship with the sea that the residents
of “The Harbor” enjoy.
The remote village of wherever
in Sweden sits on an isolated island, far from the bustle of Stockholm. The
residents are mostly fisherman, Coast Guard, lighthouse keepers, or smugglers,
all of whom make their living from the sea in one way or another. And it seems
that the sea is extracting a toll for its bounty…
The characters are less sordid
than those in Let the Right One In, but no less tragic, brokedown shells. The
writing is breezy, even in translation, though I cannot recall anything particularly
inspired in Lindqvist’s language.
I like the Swedish darkness and
the superb way in which Lindqvist uses setting to establish a consistent tone
and theme. I’m eager to read more of what he writes, and I need to remember to
ask my new friend, The Viking, about how Swedes perceive his work.
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The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafón
The Shadow of the Wind
by Carlos Ruiz Zafón
What a delightful surprise! Zafón
has resurrected the gothic mystery, and brought all the darkness and mystery of
Barcelona together in a fine debut novel. The Shadow of the Wind may plod a bit
at first, but once Daniel, Julian Carax, Fermin, and the rest get going, the
novel’s four-hundred odd pages fly by. It’s all here, from illicit romance,
evil policemen, leather masks, trapdoors, foggy nights, sinister hunchbacks,
beautiful women, and more than a few verbal high-jinx.
Perhaps my favorite of the
novels I read in 2012. Highly recommended.
The Crowdfunding Bible by Scott Steinberg
The Crowdfunding Bible
by Scott Steinberg
Quick little overview of the
Crowdsourcing scene circa summer 2012. This might be interesting to you if you
are trying to find a way to get funding for a small software or creative
project. I am uncertain if there is a print version of this book; the copy I
read was a .pdf.
Procession of the Dead by Darren Shaw
Procession of the Dead
by Darren Shaw
Procession of the Dead is a
surreal novel of strange criminality set in a fictional version of Mexico City.
A young man is introduced to the underworld and becomes a puppet of The
Cardinal, who runs the city. People surrounding the Cardinal start
disappearing, as if they had never existed. A strange and flawless killer
begins stalking the young man, and he has a few weird sexual encounters. Then
stuff gets a good bit stranger and more metaphysical.
Procession of the Dead was a
strange, corruption-flavored snack, which I quite enjoyed over a few nights on
the beaches of South Texas. Had I not followed it so quickly with the far more
masterfully done Shadow of the Wind, I would probably have more glowing words
for Procession. A fine book, but not overly memorable.
Winter’s Bone by Daniel Woodrell
Winter’s Bone by Daniel
Woodrell
Winter’s Bone is a pitch
perfect bit of rural noir set against the backdrop of the meth-cooking
hillbillies of the Appalachian mountains. A young woman must go in search of
her father, in an effort to prove that he is dead, so the bank doesn’t
foreclose on her family home. Alone the way she visits an ever expanding web of
distant relations, all of whom are secretive, slightly scary, and live out
their lives by a different code than most of modern North America.
The language is tight, sparse,
with highly believable dialog. A movie of the same name won several awards, I
believe. While it was beautifully directed and very well acted, Mr. Woodrell
deserves the lion’s share of the credit; Winter’s Bone is a superb piece of
work.
What the Night Knows by Dean Koontz
What the Night Knows by Dean Koontz
What does the Night Know? I can
barely remember… This little piece of popcorn was amusing, and I tore through
it in about 48 hours of planes and hotel rooms.
Oh yes! The Night Knows that a
killer’s spirit is possessing people and seeking to recreate a series of brutal
serial murders. It’s also trying to get back at the detective who put an end to
its original kill spree a few decades before.
Koontz writes a tight
airport-bookstore horror novel. His style is sufficiently USA Today to be readable,
and none of the shadows he summons linger long enough for the following night
to recall them.
Starhammer by Christopher Rowley
Starhammer by Christopher Rowley
I’m told that Starhammer is the
basis for the Halo mythos. Luckily, Jason Jones and the Bungie team managed to
go far, far beyond their original inspiration when crafting their sci-fi epic
franchise. For while Halo is a tale of heroism and military fetishism in a
galactic struggle against various alien races, Starhammer is not.
Instead, Rowley gives us a
strange, highly dated bit of intergalactic sci-fi in which a race of sexually
sadistic blue people hold dominion over the human race. One guy, and… a girl…
and… a prophet type…. and some other people find some artifacts that lead them
to an ancient spaceship, which takes them to some dustball planet where they
activate… The Starhammer!
Worlds are smashed, wicked blue
alien genocide ensues. The whole affair is a messy and occasionally perverse
bit of “fight the man” science fiction, in which humans are the good guys.
Perhaps if I’d read this
several decades ago, or as a much younger man, I’d have been sufficiently
titillated by the “Rape Room” and sufficiently riled up and eager to fight
aliens that I would have been inspired by this one. Maybe then I would have
created a majestic science-fiction franchise and would be worth a bazillion
dollars.
As it is was, I found Starhammer uninspired and almost
indistinguishable from the hundreds of other .99 paperback sci-fi novels that
crowed the shelves at Half Price Books, hearkening back to a particular
subgenre of early eighties pulp.
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Saturday, November 03, 2012
The Dust Man's Birthday Party
Happy Halloween. Here's the result of the "1000 word scary story in 1 hour" challenge that Dr. Stout and I enjoyed on a dark and stormy Halloween night in Burnaby in 2012.
The Dust Man’s Birthday Party
The Tall Man hid behind the boiler for almost a week. He
wanted to wait until the four year old’s birthday party had come and gone. The
family could talk of little else on their last Sunday alive. They had invited
two cousins. The mom couldn’t stand the cousins. She and the Dad argued loudly
about it just outside the closet where the Tall Man hid. The mom thought one of
the cousins had stolen something the last time they had visited. The Dad,
sounding tired, just pleaded with his wife to be nice to his sister and her
kids. The Tall Man got the sense that they were really squabbling about
something else. But he didn’t care. They would both die either way. Then the
Dad wouldn’t be tired anymore.
The Tall Man wasn’t tired at all. He slept during the day,
and walked around the house at night while the family was asleep. Sometimes he
watched the two little ones in their beds. One night he listened at the door of
the parent’s bedroom while they had quiet sex, then tiptoed away when he heard
the mom get up and go to the bathroom.
He listened to the birthday party through the walls. With
only a week to go before Samhain, it sounded as if some of the visiting
children had dressed up in costume. He could hear them running around the
house, playing a game of hide and seek. It was a game he remembered from his
childhood. He was very good at hiding.
At one point, he had a moment of concern, when he thought he
might be forced into action. He hard children’s footsteps running, and the door
to the boiler room opened, letting in a blinding light. He had not seen true
daylight in months, preferring to operate by night. He caught a glimpse of a
boy in a pointy hat. The shaft of light stabbed his eyes and he willed himself
further back into the recesses of the closet. He heard the child pull the door
shut, and he listened to the sound of the little boy breathing hard, trying to
hide.
The Tall Man tried to remain perfectly still in the back of
the closet, just a few feet from the boy. He knew he could reach out and wrap
his long fingers around the child’s neck. But there were too many people in the
house. He tried to hold his breath and imagine himself invisible in the
darkness. The dust behind the hot water heater seemed to settle into his lungs.
He thought about dust, and about how he’d heard that it was
mostly made up of shed human skin that had already died and been sluffed off by
the body. He wondered how much of the dead skin in his nose belonged to the
Mom, and how much to the Dad.
The idea of her skin inside his mouth and nose was exciting,
and the Tall Man knew he wouldn’t be able to contain himself much longer. Then
the boy would be dead, and he would have to prepare to fight whoever came
looking.
Suddenly the child threw the door open and ran out into the
hallway, shouting for his playmates. The Tall Man reached out a long arm and
pulled the closet door closed. It snicked shut with a satisfying sound, and he
let out a long breath.
The party continued, and he heard the sound of children and
adults singing to a cake. He didn’t like the burning candles he could imagine
on the cake. Fire scared him.
The children applauded and made noise for a while, then the
house slowly grew more quiet as the guests left. The family put the children to
bed while the Tall Man hid in the closet. Then the parents talked in low
voices. Gradually their discussion grew louder and more heated. He heard the
mom hiss something at the Dad. Then he heard the sound of a door slamming.
The birthday boy’s feet pattered up the hallway, past the
closet, and the Tall Man heard a tentative knock on the parent’s bedroom door.
The child asked something with a sniffle, in a whiney voice, and was admitted
to the room.
The Tall Man listened gleefully to the sound of the Mom’s
voice, telling the child he should go back to his own room. The father’s
comments were little more than a bass rumble. He and the Mom argued for a
moment, then she acquiesced. The birthday boy squealed a sound of delight, and
the Tall Man heard bedsprings creak.
From the hot-water heater closet, he listened, and squeezed
his fist tight in rage. The child had been given permission to sleep in bed
with his parents! The ritual couldn’t be enjoyed if the family were all
together. The Tall Man needed to visit each bedroom individually, tiptoeing
from one bedside to the next, and saving the Mom for last. He shook with anger.
They were ruining his plan!
Gradually he unclenched his fists and let out a long, slow
breath. He could be patient. He was better at hiding than anyone, and he could
take his time.
The Tall Man ran his finger across the back of the boiler,
gathering dust on his fingertip. He raised it to his mouth and tasted the dead
skin on his tongue. He could be patient. There was always tomorrow night.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Stylized by Mark Garvey
Stylized by Mark Garvey
If you’re the particular type
of Word Nerd who is into Strunk and White, then you’d love this book. It fits
on a shelf where it can rub elbows with Annie Fadiman’s Ex Libris, and Winchester’s TheProfessor and the Madman; for this is the detailed history of the creation
of The Elements of Style.
Mr. Garvey’s love for the
source material shines through, and his admiration for E.B. White (author of Charlotte’s Web and about a million New
Yorker articles) is clear. He peppers the history of the book with interesting
biographical snippets on White and his former professor and friend, William
Strunk. Along the way, we get a variety of opinions on The Elements from
various famous (and not so famous)
writers, like Frank McCord and Elmore Leonard.
Weighing in at only 200 pages,
Stylized is still twice as long as the work that inspired it, but Garvey keeps
it airy and fresh. I don’t know if his reverence for these two dead masters of
modern style and language usage will win many new converts to their efforts,
but if you already count yourself among their devotees, and the history of
reference books is of interest to you then you’ll likely be delighted.
Damned by Chuck Palahniuk
When it comes to Chuck
Palahniuk, I’m like an abused spouse. I’ll swear I’m done buying his crap, and
then I'll be _________ if I don't myself walking out of a bookstore with a copy of his newest in hardback.
I read Damned in one sitting,
in a bar. It tells the tale of a pre-teen who has landed herself in hell. It’s
vulgar, clever, irreverent, and features Palanhiuk’s usual linguistic styling. (In
this case, the trope is a recurring reference to sexually active girls as “Slutty
McSluterson” or “Trashy vonTrollope” or similar.)
Chuck P’s eye for certain
details of upper middle class ennui are still good, and he’s still smart. I’ll
give him that. The notion of the “Lake of Spilled Seed” that has grown to take
over ever larger hectares in Hell at a radically increased rate since the dawn
of the internet is probably the cleverest bit in Damned.
There. Now I’ve ruined the
punchline for you, so, unlike me, you don’t have to keep going back to this
abuser and giving him your attention and your money. You deserve better.
The Art of Deception by Kevin Mitnick
The Art of Deception by Kevin Mitnick
Mr. Mitnick, and his ghost
writer, William Simon, take about 300 pages to warn you of the dangers of
“social engineering” attacks. For those of you who weren’t raised on a
Commodore 64 and an unhealthy infatuation with the alt2600 and Phrack scene,
“social engineering” is a hacker’s way of talking about persuasion and
confidence based attacks on a security edifice. So, for example, if I call your
secretary, and convince her that we’re supposed to meet to play golf later, and
she should give me your private cell phone number, that’s a social engineering
attack. She shouldn’t give out your cell phone number, but I persuaded her to.
Hack accomplished.
Kevin Mitnick was a notorious
hacker and phone phreaker in the nineties. He gives about a hundred different
examples here of the types of confidence hacks that can be pulled off, all
without really ever touching a keyboard. While the book is written from the
perspective of someone who hopes to help make you able to better secure your
life, your business, your department, etc. one cannot help but have the feeling
that Mr. Mitnick is really still on the side of the perpetrators; The Art of
Deception reads as much like a “how-to” manual for con games and would-be
social engineers as anything else. It goes on a shelf next to the Poor Man’s James Bond, The Negotiation
Toolkit, How to Win Friends and Influence People, and a guide to
lock-picking.
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Mockingjay by Susanne Collins
By book three, of The Hunger Games, the Districts
are in all out rebellion against the Capital. Collins stays true to her genre
fiction roots here and gives us a properly dystopic (if shallow) political
analysis.
Unlike the grand finale of the
Twilight series (to which Hunger Games is often unfairly compared), this is not
a bloodless resolution in which everyone walks away happy.
I enjoyed all three of these
books, though the style and characters are both presented at a fourteen year
old level. It is surprising and strange that mainstream tween fiction will also
likely be the best (and most popular) dystopian sci-fi of the first decade of
our brave new century.
Catching Fire by Susanne Collins
In the second book of The
Hunger Games trilogy, Collins introduces us to the broader struggle between the
impoverished Districts and the capital, whole malice and selfish largesse are
embodied by the eeeeevil President Snow (and a cast of hairdressers, costumers,
and the like.)
We get another round in the
arena, and the Kat/Peter/Gale love triangle continues to exude dissonance
without ever getting steamy.
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Hunger Games is
now such a phenomena now that it hardly needs introduction. Katness is cool, if
wooden heroine, and the first novel managed to really engage me in her
struggles.
Perhaps the most interesting
thing about the novels is that they present, initially, as tween fiction. And
on some level, they remain that way, by dint of sex or profanity. In fact
though, this trilogy is pretty straight dystopian fiction.
And yes, we all know that there
was a Japanese film called Battle Royale in which kids on an island kill each
other. No, this is not just a remake of that, nerd trolls.
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson
High fantasy is cool. Fantasy
this high is a little hard to take.
The Gardens of the Moon is
book one of the “Mazalan Books of the Fallen” series, which is ten books long.
And unlike most fantasy series, it is actually complete! (Jar Jar Martin and
Robert Jordan, I’m glaring at you both.) So based on a lackluster
recommendation from LT, I decided to give it a try.
The reign of the Empress is in
decline. Assorted ancient demons, demi-gods, and other mega-powerful beings are
involved in some complex scheming to… bring about or prevent the end of this
dynasty, or some such. A few different unlikeable characters skulk around the
kingdom unleashing Yu-Gi-Oh level magic powers against one another.
I wanted to like the whole
affair, and some of the sequences involving troupes of flying assassins, their
summoned minions, and high wizardry were pretty cool. But ultimately, I didn’t
like any of the characters, or identify with this collection of Level 50
Immortals and their power struggle enough care enough to proceed past this
volume.
I first promised to get all the links to the Books widget on the side working in May of 2005.
They now all work! Turns out the way Blogger deals with permalinks is a bit wonky. It took three full hours to get all 281 reviews linked properly, but the page should be a lot more usable now. I recognize this is the digital equivalent of rearranging the sock drawer, but hopefully the occasional high school student will now be able to use the page more effectively to plagiarize something for a book review.
At least five new books posted tonight, I promise!
They now all work! Turns out the way Blogger deals with permalinks is a bit wonky. It took three full hours to get all 281 reviews linked properly, but the page should be a lot more usable now. I recognize this is the digital equivalent of rearranging the sock drawer, but hopefully the occasional high school student will now be able to use the page more effectively to plagiarize something for a book review.
At least five new books posted tonight, I promise!
Has it really been more than half a year since I've posted. Terrible behavior, can't be tolerated.
Life keeps getting faster and more interesting. Lots of interesting changes coming up. Still writing and reading lots. New chapter in a textbook on Game Analytics coming out soon. And, I just noticed that I've still never actually posted a review or my thoughts on Social Game Design & Monetization which I wrote with the terrific aid of BC and published with Focal Press around the turn of the year.
I think this page is also long overdue for some usability layout and cleanup. Since the Dr. is away this weekend, perhaps I'll dedicate a little time to this project.
First though, the rest of tonight on TheEndOfTheWorld.
-tf
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